she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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