His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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