well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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