Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Two words: nipple clamps
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