I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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