Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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