I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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