I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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