He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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