My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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