I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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