Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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