I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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