There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
this will be a night to untag.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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