no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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