Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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