Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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