Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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