I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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