so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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