Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
