Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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