:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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