my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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