at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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