fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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