did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
