she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
