I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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