So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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