I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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