so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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