Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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