it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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