she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm getting married
To pizza
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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