I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Randomize
