no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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