I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
