sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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