What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
