Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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