all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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