i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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