my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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