Duck Duck Cougar?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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