You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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