oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
