It's just like the Real World with babies
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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