Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Randomize
