Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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